"What do you have there?" Gigi Pa asked Nunu as they sat in the go-mobile.
"A Golden Dollar Coin," says Nunu.
"Where didja find it?" asks Gigi Pa, with squinty eyes and a crooked smile.
"On the Grassy-grass over there," Nunu says pointing to some random patch of grassy-grass.
"Lemme see it." Gigi Pa reaches over with his leather tan wrinkled hand.
"NO!" Nunu clutches the golden treasure tight.
"I wouldn't take it from you! Just lemme see." Gigi Pa opens his hand.
"Fine," Nunu sighs and dumps his coin in Gigi Pa's palm.
"Why, I've never seen this kind of golden dollar!" says Gigi Pa, "I will trade you one dollar bill, for one golden dollar coin."
I lean close to Nunu's ear and say, "If I were you, I would trade it for ten dollar bills."
Gigi Pa says, "I'll give you FIVE dollar bills for it."
Nunu replies, "How about FIFTEEN?"
"No, how about ten?", replies Gigi Pa, his big crooked grin and squinty eyes even more crooked and squintier then before.
"Naaaaah," says Nunu, "I think I'll keep it!"
Gigi Pa roars, "BWAHAHA! I think you have a quite the negotiator there Disaster."
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